How To Ruin Your Online Dating Success

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One good thing about Internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet. (Anonymous)

Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini. (Ed Parrish)

I was dating this girl for two years - and right away the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." (Mikey Binder)

Sleep with a guy once and before you know it, he wants to take you to dinner! (Mires Yori)

My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other. (Catherine Ladman)

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children. (Murphy's Laws of Sex)

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? (Judy Tenuta)

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
(John Ciardi)

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. (Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers )

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you probably won't either. (Unknown)

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
(Lynn Lavner)

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. (Barbara Bush)

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro)

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked. (Jerry Seinfeld)

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How To Ruin Your Online Dating Success

These days you seldom meet a single person who never tried online dating - unless they aren't Internet users.

Since you are reading this, I assume you ARE online - so this information can be crucial for your online dating success.

Most people placing personal ads on Internet dating sites seem to do everything to RUIN any of their chances for success. Are you one of them?

Here is how to ruin your online dating campaign:

1. CHOOSE A SLEAZY USER NAME

Dating sites usually display your user name in your personal profile. So, if you choose something like "hardcoreXXX" or "badgirl_69", you are sure to mess up your chances dramatically.

2. WRITE A TIMID MESSAGE

Every day I see people writing in their messages things like, "I hate this part but here it goes", "I never know what to write here" or simply "Ask me". Your personal message is the only thing in your profile that is UN-structured - the rest are usually just tick boxes. Make sure you don't say anything interesting here, so no one will feel compelled to learn more about you.

3. DON'T HAVE ANY PARTNER REQUREMENTS

Your requirements for a partner say VOLUMES about YOU. If you do not have any requirements for a partner, you will sound absolutely desperate. No one is attracted to desperate people.

4. DON'T UPLOAD A PHOTO

Most users of dating sites search for profiles with photos. If you do not upload your photo, no one will find your ad. It will also severely damage the chances of your "Hi's", "Virtual Kisses" or "Smiles" being answered.

5. DON'T PAY FOR PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP

Usually online dating sites will allow you to place your personal ad for free, but to write to other singles, you have to buy a subscription. Although the price of subscription is cheaper than the price of a movie ticket and popcorn, you should not be tempted. By sticking with the free membership, you ensure you cannot contact anyone. Also some sites place ads of premium members on top of the search results. If you do not pay, your ad will appear on the page 247 of the search results - which will make it nearly impossible to find.

6. DON'T CONTACT OTHER MEMBERS

Most online dating services will allow you to contact other members for free by sending a "Hi", "Virtual Kiss", "Icebreaker" or "Smile" - an expression of interest, to which the other member can respond. Don't send any of those to anyone, or they may just answer positively. Think only about how bad would you feel if they rejected your advances.

7. DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING IN YOUR AD

Don't attempt to change anything in your ad. If you change something, it may just start working. Keep with what doesn't produce any results.

8. DON'T LOGIN TO THE WEBSITE - EVER

Once you placed your personal ad, immediately forget about it - and forget your user name and password, too. Don't login to the website again. If you do, your ad may jump to the top of the search results and someone may write to you. Don't take this risk. Just place the ad and forget about it.

If you follow this simple guidance, I can guarantee that you will flawlessly ruin any chances for success with online dating sites and your love life will stay just the way it is!

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